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dm · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:08 pm Post subject: Just a little welsh joke...

Bob was in a pub the other night and saw two rather large girls sitting at the bar.

They both had strange accents so he said "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?"

One of them gave him a dirty look and said, “It’s WALES you idiot!"

So he immediately apologised and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?”

The Doctor said the prognosis for recovery is marginal.
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Hunter S Thompson · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:46 pm Post subject:

Two old hookers walking the streets in the pouring rain, one says to the other -
"This is no good, we get any trade tonight. Fancy going to the cinema ?

"Yeah, why not. What's on"

"Moby Dick"

"Oh no, not a sex film"

"No,no, it's about Whales"

"Oh no, not those hymn singing bastards"
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