The Windsor Wedding

[SheepRanger]

Anybody know the date so I can book a flight to some remote island without TV, internet and radio signals?

[222gers]

Another royal wedding eh? Obviously a further downturn in the economy on its way.

[SheepRanger]

How much will it cost us tax payers?
You can have a Premier Inn wedding package for £199

[222gers]

Or.....go down to the registry office, pick up a couple of blokes from a park bench as witnesses, then over to the Dog and Muffler for a couple of pints.

[BiscuitRanger]

I still can't tie a wedding vow or a Windsor knot that isn't readily unravelled where a pretty young girl is involved.

[WA Hoop]

Another royal wedding eh? Obviously a further downturn in the economy on its way.

Indeed, cynical but (probably) true.

[westlondonlalala]

She's hot the boy done good..

I think the term is punching above your weight.

[SheepRanger]

She's hot the boy done good..

I think the term is punching above your weight.

Yer.
She can pop over my place ans help with the hoovering and washing up any time she likes, oh yes!

[Hunter S Thompson]

She's hot the boy done good..

I think the term is punching above your weight.

Think she was punching at his wallet

[Don]

I think it's great. The royalists can have a good old knees-up; the republicans can revel in their intellectual superiority and go on a veritable condescensionfest. It's a win-win.

[Guppy]

But more importantly do we get a day off???

[SheepRanger]

But more importantly do we get a day off???

But more importantly will Major J Hewitt be on the guest list

[SheepRanger]

It will certaintly give menopausal women something to focus on when the World Cup is on. Or, perhaps Harry will put to another slot so he can watch the England games?

[westlondonlalala]

It will certaintly give menopausal women something to focus on when the World Cup is on. Or, perhaps Harry will put to another slot so he can watch the England games?

He'll be able to watch the games whilst honeymooning in Benidorm.

[Andy_N19]