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LeJuge
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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:48 am Post subject: Apologies and farewell |
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I can't lie, I love a good troll on a football forum. I've trolled this board enough, and have decided to move on to pastures new.
Mainly because deep down, I know that you are now going to start going through the motions from now on forward.
Despite hating Joey Barton, being 100% right about your transfer policy, being 100% right to to suggest that you should be worried about Fernandes, being genuinely a little disgusted when Warnock was sacked, and so far being spot on about your chances of survival....
The truth is, I don't wish relegation upon any true football fan. I might have zero sympathy for most of the journeymen players, and the likes of Mark Hughes, but if things go wrong you don't exactly need somebody to remind you of that every five minutes.
So I have no actual desire to see you relegated, I want to see the three teams with the lowest points get relegated, whether that is you lot or whoever. That's football, you earn your right to stay in the division based on the number of points that you accumulate.
Trolling your forum was fun, but that was initially when QPR fans believed that they would be in the top ten and we would finish rock bottom, that was when you were ridiculing the signings of unknown players from League One, when you were insistent that Grant Holt wouldn't cut it, and when you were all insistent that DJ Campbell is a £5m player. I'm sure you can understand where I am coming from there, a little.
Initially I was trolling in a sea of arrogance, mainly sub-conscious, and us City fans were amazed at how you under rated our players and our team. Now the majority of you are humbled and have been brought down to earth, I have certainly become the bad guy.
I personally believed that we would be able to maintain some sort of relegation battle rivalry with Swansea dead bottom and us fighting around 16th or 17th. It didn't happen, obviously I'm not down about that.
Good luck with the rest of the season. If you finish 18th you deserve to go down, if you finish 17th you deserve to stay up, can't get more simple than that. If I were a betting man I'd say that your chances of survival disappeared with the Blackburn game.
I'm not going to be upset if you get relegated, but I've got no reason to celebrate either.
Wolves on the other hand, they are the team that I want to go down, anybody who has been to Molinuex and seen their thugs spit on and slap 13 year old kids and the elderly will understand why. I took so much pleasure when we beat them in the play-offs a decade ago.
In fact, the Wolves forum is precisely where I am going to go next, I will not feel guilt twisting the knife into those neanderthals.
I will still be willing opposition players to stamp on the groin of Joey Barton (or do a Bradley Johnson) if I ever see any of your games though.
Cheerio. |
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Dunc
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:55 am Post subject: Re: Apologies and farewell |
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| LeJuge wrote: | Joey Barton really is a massive c**t though, and he really does your club no favours, I will still be willing opposition players to stamp on his groin (or do a Bradley Johnson) if I ever see any of your games.
Cheerio.
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You took a trip to King's Lynn then?
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LeJuge
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:16 pm Post subject: Re: Apologies and farewell |
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| Dunc wrote: | | LeJuge wrote: | Joey Barton really is a massive c**t though, and he really does your club no favours, I will still be willing opposition players to stamp on his groin (or do a Bradley Johnson) if I ever see any of your games.
Cheerio.
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You took a trip to King's Lynn then? |
I've never been to Kings Lynn, but I do drive through it, generally as quickly as possible. It certainly looks very grim from the outside.
If Norfolk was ever to be given independence, I'd certainly advocate giving Kings Lynn to Cambridgeshire as a diplomatic gift.
They can have Sandringham too. Not that I blame the Queen for spending more time in Norfolk than she does in London, what with the congestion charges and the tolls around the M25.
Somebody needs to tell her that there are only two Queens of Norfolk - Delia Smith and Stephen Fry. |
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BiscuitRanger
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Please don't go.
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Dunc
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| Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:08 pm Post subject: Re: Apologies and farewell |
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| LeJuge wrote: |
They can have Sandringham too. Not that I blame the Queen for spending more time in Norfolk than she does in London, what with the congestion charges and the tolls around the M25. |
I'd expect someone from an old fashioned, archaic and essentially useless institution to feel right at home in Norfolk.
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I'll admit that I am really impressed with what Lambert has done: credit where it's due and all that. Having said all that - you can stick your apologies up your self-important arse(if you can find it). I'll be thinking of you - whilst your inevitable implosion unfolds next season  |
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| I feel sad for you, please find some love for the children's sake. |
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Albert Steptoe
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:27 am Post subject: Re: Apologies and farewell |
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| LeJuge wrote: | In fact, the Wolves forum is precisely where I am going to go next, I will not feel guilt twisting the knife into those neanderthals.
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You're very much the Littlest Hobo of football internet messageboards. |
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LeJuge
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:28 am Post subject: |
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| Damien wrote: | | I'll admit that I am really impressed with what Lambert has done: credit where it's due and all that. Having said all that - you can stick your apologies up your self-important arse(if you can find it). I'll be thinking of you - whilst your inevitable implosion unfolds next season |
I'd be a lot more worried if QPR fans were to say that we are going to have a great season next year and Lambert was going to stay, what with their tendency to call just about everything completely wrong.
- Grant Holt isn't good enough
- Pilkington and Bennett are Championship standard signings
- Norwich will finish rock bottom
- DJ Campbell will score 15 goals
- QPR will finish top of the table
- QPR have a much better strike force than Norwich.
Is it really a surprise that you got trolled with delusions like that? Like I said, good luck, if you finish 17th you deserve to stay in the division, if you finish 18th you don't, doesn't get any more simple than that.
I'll leave you with some quotes, there are enough to fill a book.....
"Having watched Norwich play Arsenal last week and the R's last night I totally agree that they offer very little beyond hard work and set pieces. Watch them come down with the Christmas decorations."
"What a bunch of deluded fans (norwich fans) , pressure is on us now to stay up but we've increased our chances greatly with some very good signings. We can also add to the team in January with some well planned out additions if need be. If we're struggling come January we have the ability to spend big to try and ensure our survival. They obviously haven't listened to Fernandes and the plans he has for us, if they come off we'll be a very decent force in the Premier League within 5 years. They can look forward to being a yoyo team if they're lucky."
"Thats jealousy (by Norwich fans), Barton is great on his day, i expect good things from us in the next few years, the European nights are back"
"The only signing I rate is Morrison but I would choose Bothroyd over him all day long and if we can get Campbell I think our strikeforce will look stronger than yours which could prove crucial."
"On your side, you've splashed the cash but I'm not sure about some of the signings you've made. I think Vaughan will be very good for you"
"To be fair it's difficult to tell until the balls start being kicked but it seems to me you've spent a lot of money on untested goods, untested in the Prem where as the shrewd Mr Warnock is not finished yet and nor is the transfer market which i believe closes on 31st August. You've also made the same mistake as many posters on here which is to believe the hype about our owners, wait and see is all I can say, wait and see, when the deadline has gone then we can see who has spent what on who and not before."
"And I wouldnt be overly excited about any of them (Norwich signings). Theres a difference between looking for bargains and spending all that money on crap!" - July 19th
"This signing doesn't even evoke even 1% of envy or jealousy towards Norwich and their "spending", if they want to waste squad positions on thugs like him then fine. I'm far from content with our situation but Bradley Johnson does not highlight our lack of spending/ambition. Seems like some of us are getting desperate for any form of signing." - From the club who have Joey Barton? LOL
"They have spent a lot of money this summer on some very average players" - WE have spent a lot of money on average players? Norwich? Haaaaaaaaa so many comedians on this board.
"If they are spending the majority of their cash on signings like this then it could prove to be a short stay for the canaries in the top flight"
"A lot of what Norwich have achieved this season has been because of Grant Holt. To imagine him as a Prem player though just makes me smile."
"Unless Delia digs deep into her cookbook profits they will be doing their best to break Derby's record. I think we'll be ok next season but I think they will drop like a stone. If we are favourites for the drop then maybe it's better to be underestimated."
Fully deserving of being a laughing stock as a club. I would still choose Wolves over you for relegation though. Bye  |
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ramrod
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Didn't even notice you until now lol.
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Rich
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Is this Norwich fan for real?
1) Where are his quotes about what he thought they would do with the signings they made? There won't be any, because like everyone else he's shocked. He also knows deep down that it won't last long so lets let him enjoy himself for a while....
2) TF and the Mittals have spent more than they would lose if we get relegated. That's taking everything into account. Therefore, why wouldn't you lose a bit more to rebuild what you have spent initially? This is the most vital piece of info conveniently missed off his post the other day.
3) Opposition fans only post on other forums when they think about said side. He's clearly jealous and wishes he was from the capital city rather than some field in Great Yarmouth. Bright yellow says it all..... |
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LeJuge
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| Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Rich wrote: | Is this Norwich fan for real?
1) Where are his quotes about what he thought they would do with the signings they made? There won't be any, because like everyone else he's shocked. He also knows deep down that it won't last long so lets let him enjoy himself for a while....
2) TF and the Mittals have spent more than they would lose if we get relegated. That's taking everything into account. Therefore, why wouldn't you lose a bit more to rebuild what you have spent initially? This is the most vital piece of info conveniently missed off his post the other day.
3) Opposition fans only post on other forums when they think about said side. He's clearly jealous and wishes he was from the capital city rather than some field in Great Yarmouth. Bright yellow says it all..... |
1) Actually they are here: http://www.qprdot.org/viewtopic.php?p=546328&highlight=#546328 - from July 2011. You can pick and choose from any of my posts on there, including "We all firmly believe that Lambert can keep us up, the question is how long he will stay at the club, because most of us are convinced that he will reach the very top of the game".
2) I've read point 2 a hundred times and it sounds like something you hear in Parliament every Wednesday. What you just wrote makes absolutely no sense whatsoever to me, it sounds like you are talking an alien language. Canary Wharf or Wall Street is where you should be, and this is precisely the delusion that I am talking about, what the f**k does that gobbledygook even mean? They have spent more than they would actually lose if they went down.... right, so if you spend a tenner and don't lose a fiver, you have £10 less in your wallet. If you spend a tenner and do lose a fiver, you have £15 less in your wallet. But losing a fiver doesn't matter because you have already spent a tenner?
That "bit of info" was left off because it is nothing but strange words produced by your fingers pressing buttons on a keyboard, which then appear on a screen, and whilst appearing initially to be coherent are almost entirely meaningless. So... what you mean is "Sh*t I've lost £50 in the bookies today, better put my last £20 on a horse to see if I can win it back, if not the wife will kill me". Like I said, perfect logic for Wall Street
3) London is the last place that I would want to live. The worst quality of life in the country, I'm surprised you can afford to breathe. You earn £30000 in London and get to live in a double room for the priviledge, have to pay £4000 a year to use the tube, and a pint costs a fiver. Go and earn £25000 elsewhere (a realistic adjustment in salary) and you can buy yourself a three bedroom house, drive to work, and get a pint for £2.50. London? Pah. |
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Dunc
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| LeJuge wrote: | | 3) Go and earn £14,500 elsewhere (a realistic adjustment in salary) and you can buy yourself a three bedroom hovel with a nice hole in the roof for your cooking fire, enjoy the 1950's feel of our coastal amusements (A flashing light and a bell is fun enough for me) and never leave the county because we have no motorways and they're scary. London? Pah. |
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I'd be a lot more worried if QPR fans were to say that we are going to have a great season next year and Lambert was going to stay, what with their tendency to call just about everything completely wrong.
- Grant Holt isn't good enough
- Pilkington and Bennett are Championship standard signings
- Norwich will finish rock bottom
- DJ Campbell will score 15 goals
- QPR will finish top of the table
- QPR have a much better strike force than Norwich.
Is it really a surprise that you got trolled with delusions like that? Like I said, good luck, if you finish 17th you deserve to stay in the division, if you finish 18th you don't, doesn't get any more simple than that.
I'll leave you with some quotes, there are enough to fill a book.....
"Having watched Norwich play Arsenal last week and the R's last night I totally agree that they offer very little beyond hard work and set pieces. Watch them come down with the Christmas decorations."
"What a bunch of deluded fans (norwich fans) , pressure is on us now to stay up but we've increased our chances greatly with some very good signings. We can also add to the team in January with some well planned out additions if need be. If we're struggling come January we have the ability to spend big to try and ensure our survival. They obviously haven't listened to Fernandes and the plans he has for us, if they come off we'll be a very decent force in the Premier League within 5 years. They can look forward to being a yoyo team if they're lucky."
"Thats jealousy (by Norwich fans), Barton is great on his day, i expect good things from us in the next few years, the European nights are back"
"The only signing I rate is Morrison but I would choose Bothroyd over him all day long and if we can get Campbell I think our strikeforce will look stronger than yours which could prove crucial."
"On your side, you've splashed the cash but I'm not sure about some of the signings you've made. I think Vaughan will be very good for you"
"To be fair it's difficult to tell until the balls start being kicked but it seems to me you've spent a lot of money on untested goods, untested in the Prem where as the shrewd Mr Warnock is not finished yet and nor is the transfer market which i believe closes on 31st August. You've also made the same mistake as many posters on here which is to believe the hype about our owners, wait and see is all I can say, wait and see, when the deadline has gone then we can see who has spent what on who and not before."
"And I wouldnt be overly excited about any of them (Norwich signings). Theres a difference between looking for bargains and spending all that money on crap!" - July 19th
"This signing doesn't even evoke even 1% of envy or jealousy towards Norwich and their "spending", if they want to waste squad positions on thugs like him then fine. I'm far from content with our situation but Bradley Johnson does not highlight our lack of spending/ambition. Seems like some of us are getting desperate for any form of signing." - From the club who have Joey Barton? LOL
"They have spent a lot of money this summer on some very average players" - WE have spent a lot of money on average players? Norwich? Haaaaaaaaa so many comedians on this board.
"If they are spending the majority of their cash on signings like this then it could prove to be a short stay for the canaries in the top flight"
"A lot of what Norwich have achieved this season has been because of Grant Holt. To imagine him as a Prem player though just makes me smile."
"Unless Delia digs deep into her cookbook profits they will be doing their best to break Derby's record. I think we'll be ok next season but I think they will drop like a stone. If we are favourites for the drop then maybe it's better to be underestimated."
Fully deserving of being a laughing stock as a club. I would still choose Wolves over you for relegation though. Bye |
LeJuge, whilst there will always be a place in this world for people with your work ethic, attention to detail and commitment to vast but ultimately pointless solo projects, brother, you have GOT to get f***ing laid, and I mean now, pronto, before it's too late. Seriously. Pay for it if you must, but just get it done. You may experience a bit of turmoil as your perspectives and life choices radically alter but it'll all be worth it son, trust me.
Much love and good luck, we'll all be rootin' for ya.
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No good us all rooting for him, he needs to root for himself. 
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