Phillip Hammond

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Phillip Hammond

Post by deepseahoop » Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:51 pm

So Phil if I walked into a bar and some bloke pushed me and I kicked his flipping head in and killed his wife and kids you'd defend my right to defend myself would you?
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Post by DAVEf » Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:51 am

deepseahoop wrote:So Phil if I walked into a bar and some bloke pushed me and I kicked his flipping head in and killed his wife and kids you'd defend my right to defend myself would you?
Would his wife be tasty or a bit of a dog? And would the kids be excessively quiet and polite or the usual noisy disrectful kind?

And would the bloke be a chels fan? Or an R?

Just wondering.
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Post by rblockells » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:27 am

Would the bloke have loads of natural gas in his garden?
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Post by deepseahoop » Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:53 pm

Hammond has loads of natural gas...
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