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Come Into My ParloUr

Post by Parks Queen » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:00 am

It has come to our notice that we are in want of entertainment at the moment. We being in possession of a rather bleedy heart and a stomach of a concrete insomniac elephant (courtesy of our quite recently departed Baron Flashrarebit) we have decided that a musical play is the very thing to entertain the whole ball-y lot of you.


COMEDY ... TONIGHT!

[PSEUDOLUS]
Something familiar
Something peculiar
Something for everyone -- A comedy tonight!

Something appealing
Something appalling
Something for everyone -- A comedy tonight!

Note-ing with princes
Note-ing with crowns
Bring on the Lovers, Liars and Clowns!

Old situations, New complications
Nothing portentous or polite
Tragedy tomorrow -- Comedy tonight!

Something convulsive
Something repulsive
Something for everyone -- A comedy tonight!

Something phlegmatic
Something frenetic
Something for everyone -- A comedy tonight!

Note-ing with gods
Note-ing with Fate
Weighty affairs just cannot wait!

Nothing that's formal
Nothing that's normal
Noh recitations to recite
Open up the curtain -- Comedy Tonight!

Something erratic
Something dramatic
Something for everyone -- A comedy tonight!

Frenzy and frolic
Strictly symbolic
Something for everyone -- A comedy tonight!

[THE KORUS]
Something familiar
Something peculiar
Something for everybody -- Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy
Something that's bawdy

[PSEUDOLUS]
Something for everybawdy!

[ENTIRE COMPANY]
Comedy tonight!

[MILES PEGASUS]
Everything that's Grimm.

[DOMINA]
Everything that's Greek.

[PSEUDOLUS, indicating DOMINA]
She plays Medea later this week.

[WOMYN]
Stunning surprises!

[MEN OF PARTS]
Cunning disguises!

[THE WHOLE BAWDY]
Hundreds of ack-TORS out of sight!

[ERRONIUS]
Pantaloons and tunics!

[SEXUS]
Courtesans and eunuchs!

[ZERO]
Funerals and chases!

[DYSLEXICUS]
Baritones and basses!

[PHILIA]
Panderers!

[ZERO]
Philanderers!

[HYSTERIUM]
Cupidity!

[DYSLEXICUS]
Timidity!

[SENILIUS]
Mistakes!

[ERRONIUS]
Fakes!

[DOMINA]
Rhymes!

[PHILIA]
Crimes!

[PSEUDOLUS]
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!

[THE WHOLE BALL-Y LOT]
No royal cures
No Trojan whores
And a happy ending -- of course!
Goodness and Badness
Panic is madness
This time it all turns out all right.
Tragedy tomorrow!
COMEDY TONIGHT!



-- The Princetrix
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Post by Parks Queen » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:12 am

And as promised, WE personally bring you a certain English form of entertainment that we have graciously

(and -- as Nursy notes with glee, pride, and admiration -- so veddy veddy cleverly, with our wee pretty nose)

titled MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTE-ING**.


DRAMATIS PERSONAE
(subject to change, according to our whim)

Parks Queen in the role of sexy and fascinating Vaingloriana
Esox Lucius treads the boards as Badass-Maximus the Praetorian (holy Cassius Scaeva!)
Sasn as the whispery Royal Confessor
Johnnymb as the earnest Soothsayer
BiscuitRanger is spiffy as The Top Mandarin
UxbridgeR is one dashing Chief Equerry 8)
Hunter S Thompson nabbed the coveted role of The Chief Cupbearer (looks matter)
Sharpie hits the high notes as The Choirmaster
Davef is one smooth talking Witch-Smeller General
Lunar Jetman who is not the least bit artistic plays The Chief Minister of Her Royal Closets
Jamie is a delicious morsel as The Minister of Her Petit-Plaisirs
Don trumps the strumpets as The Eunuch-head of Her Majesty's Bedchambersssss
Sheepshag frightens as General Prophylaxis
Deadendjob is of course The Dean of The Royal Orphanage
Cait is udderlicious as Nursy
QPRgentina serves up the Ginsu-sharp fares as Chef de Cuisine
Sizzle Dick is his Chief Saucier (Chaucerian Culinary Institute's finest)
Stan's Left Foot has a handful as The Royal Kennelmaster
Flatfoot revels as The Morris Dancer
Rblockells is Baldrick
DG got typecast as our very merry Royal Executioner




** Please note that the word "nothing" in Shakespeare's day was sometimes pronounced "noting" (note-ing) which is an act of love, or at least athleticism. Note-y Note-y.


*** Also note that those who have yet to be cast are still in my plans.



-- PQ at play
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Post by UxbridgeR » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:42 am

Parks Queen wrote: *** Also note that those who have yet to be cast are still in my plans.
I should bloody well hope so.
Are headphones getting bigger, or are idiots getting smaller ?

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Post by Parks Queen » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:50 am

UxbridgeR wrote:
Parks Queen wrote: *** Also note that those who have yet to be cast are still in my plans.
I should bloody well hope so.
Oh, you R in my heart and in my soul. ;)


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Post by UxbridgeR » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:12 am

Ooh, tough call by the mods there.
Are headphones getting bigger, or are idiots getting smaller ?

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Post by Esox Lucius » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:20 am

That's what I thought. I am loving this mental amuse bouche. Top work PQ.
It's not the despair that will kill you, it's the hope.

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Post by Parks Queen » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:37 am

The Executioner was just showing off. :D


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Post by rblockells » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:43 am

I have a cunning plan. ssh
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Post by Parks Queen » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:11 pm

Esox Lucius wrote:That's what I thought. I am loving this mental amuse bouche. Top work PQ.
Thank ye, Thank ye.

Speak of the bouche, are you at all familiar with Diderot's talking jewels?


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Post by Esox Lucius » Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:08 pm

Parks Queen wrote:
Esox Lucius wrote:That's what I thought. I am loving this mental amuse bouche. Top work PQ.
Thank ye, Thank ye.

Speak of the bouche, are you at all familiar with Diderot's talking jewels?


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In our ignorance we are only familiar with the Shepherds Bouche. :oops:
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Post by Parks Queen » Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:35 pm

UxbridgeR wrote:
Parks Queen wrote: *** Also note that those who have yet to be cast are still in my plans.
I should bloody well hope so.
* Bloody well fixed 8) Our very own pleasure.


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Post by qprgentina » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:01 pm

Parks Queen wrote: QPRgentina serves up the Ginsu-sharp fares as Chef de Cuisine
You'll love my mane dish of Beef Lasagne with (Horse) Radish.
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

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Post by wrinklyhoop » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:46 am

Esox Lucius wrote:
Parks Queen wrote:
Esox Lucius wrote:That's what I thought. I am loving this mental amuse bouche. Top work PQ.
Thank ye, Thank ye.

Speak of the bouche, are you at all familiar with Diderot's talking jewels?


-- The Jewel of a Clown
In our ignorance we are only familiar with the Shepherds Bouche. :oops:
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Post by Parks Queen » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:11 am

Esox Lucius wrote:
Parks Queen wrote:
Esox Lucius wrote:That's what I thought. I am loving this mental amuse bouche. Top work PQ.
Thank ye, Thank ye.

Speak of the bouche, are you at all familiar with Diderot's talking jewels?


-- The Jewel of a Clown
In our ignorance we are only familiar with the Shepherds Bouche. :oops:
Have you, Sir, been to the WELD with our General Shaggy?
(I hear he is beastly good at the cunningest of disguises known to chattel.)

Or are you an animal care specialist yourself? First a footballer, and now a shepherd ... Have you also been an actor and a rocker in between too? (I respect dudes who base their career choices on chick options, your current preference being nymphs, I conjecture, should I be correct in guessing you to be a gentleman-farmer.)


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Post by Parks Queen » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:38 am

qprgentina wrote:
Parks Queen wrote: QPRgentina serves up the Ginsu-sharp fares as Chef de Cuisine
You'll love my mane dish of Beef Lasagne with (Horse) Radish.
Which hor..beefcake(s)? :D

Don't forget the cat droppings liberally doused with the famous white Canterbury sauce. (and a humble bit of turnip surprise, for Baldrick)

This is what globalization gets you. A Brit (correct assumption?) with Argentina in his handle ingesting an Italian dish made with a Japanese blade and Romanian bureaucratic/business ingenuity, being observed by a Korean from the Americas.


-- dish
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