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The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:42 pm
by SheepRanger
Anybody know the date so I can book a flight to some remote island without TV, internet and radio signals?

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:57 pm
by 222gers
Another royal wedding eh? Obviously a further downturn in the economy on its way.

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:05 pm
by SheepRanger
How much will it cost us tax payers?
You can have a Premier Inn wedding package for £199

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:30 pm
by 222gers
Or.....go down to the registry office, pick up a couple of blokes from a park bench as witnesses, then over to the Dog and Muffler for a couple of pints.

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:46 pm
by BiscuitRanger
I still can't tie a wedding vow or a Windsor knot that isn't readily unravelled where a pretty young girl is involved.

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:49 pm
by WA Hoop
222gers wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:57 pm
Another royal wedding eh? Obviously a further downturn in the economy on its way.
Indeed, cynical but (probably) true.

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:23 pm
by westlondonlalala
She's hot the boy done good..

I think the term is punching above your weight.

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:57 pm
by SheepRanger
westlondonlalala wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:23 pm
She's hot the boy done good..

I think the term is punching above your weight.
Yer.
She can pop over my place ans help with the hoovering and washing up any time she likes, oh yes!

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:09 am
by Hunter S Thompson
westlondonlalala wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:23 pm
She's hot the boy done good..

I think the term is punching above your weight.
Think she was punching at his wallet

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:05 am
by Don
I think it's great. The royalists can have a good old knees-up; the republicans can revel in their intellectual superiority and go on a veritable condescensionfest. It's a win-win.

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:39 am
by Guppy
But more importantly do we get a day off???

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:01 am
by SheepRanger
Guppy wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:39 am
But more importantly do we get a day off???
But more importantly will Major J Hewitt be on the guest list

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:06 am
by SheepRanger
It will certaintly give menopausal women something to focus on when the World Cup is on. Or, perhaps Harry will put to another slot so he can watch the England games?

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:28 pm
by westlondonlalala
SheepRanger wrote:
Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:06 am
It will certaintly give menopausal women something to focus on when the World Cup is on. Or, perhaps Harry will put to another slot so he can watch the England games?
He'll be able to watch the games whilst honeymooning in Benidorm.

Re: The Windsor Wedding

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:28 pm
by Andy_N19
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