Domestic crisis.

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Domestic crisis.

Post by Esox Lucius » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:43 pm

I rang babestation last night, girl said "Heyy, sexy, how can I help?"
I said "f*****' hide quick! I've lost the remote & I can hear my wife coming down the stairs" whistle
It's not the despair that will kill you, it's the hope.

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by SheepRanger » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:51 pm

Esox Lucius wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:43 pm
I rang babestation last night, girl said "Heyy, sexy, how can I help?"
I said "f*****' hide quick! I've lost the remote & I can hear my wife coming down the stairs" whistle
You convinced a woman to marry you?

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by Esox Lucius » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:31 pm

SheepRanger wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:51 pm
Esox Lucius wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:43 pm
I rang babestation last night, girl said "Heyy, sexy, how can I help?"
I said "f*****' hide quick! I've lost the remote & I can hear my wife coming down the stairs" whistle
You convinced a woman to marry you?

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by SheepRanger » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:35 pm

Esox Lucius wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:31 pm
SheepRanger wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:51 pm
Esox Lucius wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:43 pm
I rang babestation last night, girl said "Heyy, sexy, how can I help?"
I said "f*****' hide quick! I've lost the remote & I can hear my wife coming down the stairs" whistle
You convinced a woman to marry you?

aniclap
Loads of times.
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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by Andy_N19 » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:01 pm

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by SheepRanger » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:40 pm

Andy_N19 wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:01 pm
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Esox and Sheep on a Friday night out!

I wish..... 8)

Id have been a right ladies man and probably up in court today on sex charges for placing my hand on a girl's knee.

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by Hunter S Thompson » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:27 pm

SheepRanger wrote:
Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:40 pm
Andy_N19 wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:01 pm
Image

Esox and Sheep on a Friday night out!

I wish..... 8)

Id have been a right ladies man and probably up in court today on sex charges for placing my hand on a girl's knee.
That’s okay. All you have do is resign and sexual molestation charges disappear.
(providing you’re an MP of course)
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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by SheepRanger » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:10 pm

Hunter S Thompson wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:27 pm
SheepRanger wrote:
Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:40 pm
Andy_N19 wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:01 pm
Image

Esox and Sheep on a Friday night out!

I wish..... 8)

Id have been a right ladies man and probably up in court today on sex charges for placing my hand on a girl's knee.
That’s okay. All you have do is resign and sexual molestation charges disappear.
(providing you’re an MP of course)
Only unfit to be a Minister though.....bit of touching up is fine as you can continue as an MP.

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by DroopStreetOldBoys » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:19 pm

SheepRanger wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:10 pm
Hunter S Thompson wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:27 pm
SheepRanger wrote:
Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:40 pm


I wish..... 8)

Id have been a right ladies man and probably up in court today on sex charges for placing my hand on a girl's knee.
That’s okay. All you have do is resign and sexual molestation charges disappear.
(providing you’re an MP of course)
Only unfit to be a Minister though.....bit of touching up is fine as you can continue as an MP.
Except you said "girls" which would make it a criminal matter, unless you were erroneously referring to "young women".

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by SheepRanger » Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:45 pm

DroopStreetOldBoys wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:19 pm
SheepRanger wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:10 pm
Hunter S Thompson wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:27 pm

That’s okay. All you have do is resign and sexual molestation charges disappear.
(providing you’re an MP of course)
Only unfit to be a Minister though.....bit of touching up is fine as you can continue as an MP.
Except you said "girls" which would make it a criminal matter, unless you were erroneously referring to "young women".
I use the term girl for any bit of skirt up to 30.
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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by Don » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:05 am

SheepRanger wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:45 pm
DroopStreetOldBoys wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:19 pm
SheepRanger wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:10 pm


Only unfit to be a Minister though.....bit of touching up is fine as you can continue as an MP.
Except you said "girls" which would make it a criminal matter, unless you were erroneously referring to "young women".
I use the term girl for any bit of skirt up to 30.
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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by Don » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:25 am

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Esox and Sheep on a Friday night out!
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They dress differently on a Saturday:
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Andy_N19 wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:01 pm
I'm Ray Gardner. I drink Blackcurrant Tango. Come and get me!

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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by Esox Lucius » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:47 am

Don wrote:
Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:25 am
They dress differently on a Saturday:
I remember! That looks like the picture taken at your bar in Wiltshire and you in the background getting the mugs ready for another pint of your wonderful Trumpton's Oesphagus Choker. :D
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Re: Domestic crisis.

Post by Hunter S Thompson » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:22 am

It’s the Fulham clubhouse bar.
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