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You know you're old when. ..

Post by BiscuitRanger » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:54 pm

[*]The piece of chicken you thought was on the end of your fork is at the bottom of your dipping sauce... but you remember eating it like it was only yesterday
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Esox Lucius » Thu Apr 06, 2017 6:11 am

You know you're old when you post the same thing twice :lol:
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Post by 222gers » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:19 am

You know you're old when you still call Heathrow London Airport.

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Post by dm » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:38 pm

This could run and run...

You know you're old when you keep trying to use your Nectar card at a tube train barrier.

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Post by BiscuitRanger » Thu Apr 06, 2017 5:33 pm

18-30 is the time for your medication
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by SheepRanger » Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:57 am

Girls wearing short skirts think you're a dirty old man for looking at their legs.

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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Don » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:36 pm

SheepRanger wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:57 am
Girls wearing short skirts think you're a dirty old man for looking at their legs.
From 6".
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Giorgio » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:30 pm

...when you proudly say that you were there, celebrating Gerry Francis's marvel goal vs. Liverpool... :D :D :D
(I was not there..) :twisted:

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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Guppy » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:01 pm

guys in the same football team as you say "you played in the same team as my dad"

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Post by BiscuitRanger » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:28 pm

Trying to walk whilst wearing you new reading glasses you looked like a man treading in marshmallow. Now you can wear them driving
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Post by SheepRanger » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:07 pm

Don wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:36 pm
SheepRanger wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:57 am
Girls wearing short skirts think you're a dirty old man for looking at their legs.
From 6".
Only to avoid sqinting or switching glasses which would make me look a right perv

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Post by BiscuitRanger » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:58 pm

SheepRanger wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:07 pm
Don wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:36 pm
SheepRanger wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:57 am
Girls wearing short skirts think you're a dirty old man for looking at their legs.
From 6".
Only to avoid sqinting or switching glasses which would make me look a right perv

Length, distance or girth?

And no that's not one of my annual medical questions
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by deadendjob » Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:01 am

BiscuitRanger wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:54 pm
[*]The piece of chicken you thought was on the end of your fork is at the bottom of your dipping sauce... but you remember eating it like it was only yesterday
Can't work out if this is a real statement or sexual inudeno...
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by SheepRanger » Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:23 am

The risk of injury and associated physio costs means picking 50p up from the pavement isn't a risk worth taking

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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by BiscuitRanger » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:34 pm

SheepRanger wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:23 am
The risk of injury and associated physio costs means picking 50p up from the pavement isn't a risk worth taking
But you could play the pools with it and risk it
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