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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Hunter S Thompson » Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:44 pm

When the peas won't stay on the fork.
Or that just the drink ?
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by BiscuitRanger » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:28 pm

Hunter S Thompson wrote:
Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:44 pm
When the peas won't stay on the fork.
Or that just the drink ?
You know you are old when you drink peas and think of absinthe. I'm still functional enough to consider the reverse. But only for two more rounds.
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by DAVEf » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:27 pm

Peas are for young people. Petite pois for young and pretentious people.

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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Damien » Fri Apr 21, 2017 7:41 pm

... under your chin starts resembling a Turkey!

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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Montag » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:22 pm

You remember a government that governed in the national interest?
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Re: You know you're old when. ..

Post by Hunter S Thompson » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:54 pm

Montag wrote:
Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:22 pm
You remember a government that governed in the national interest?
Are you 400 years old ?
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